.: Frequently Asked Questions :.
If a hen and a half lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs will twelve hens lay in twelve days?
I think you've got the wrong site, mate.
Ok, well if a train is leaving Chicago at six p.m...
If Chicago trains are anything like Chicago buses, it won't leave at 6 p.m.
Are you really looking for readers?
Yes. A brief explanation is available in the News Forum. The application is only 600 pages long; it won't take a moment.
Why haven't I received a response on my submission?
We are caught up on submissions as of December 15, 2005. If you submitted prior to that and didn't receive a response, a couple of emails were bounced back to us as undeliverable. Not much we can do about that, really.
Is it true you can divide by zero?
Yes I can. It involves a communist theory of numbers, a bag of M&Ms, and a kindergarten class (sometimes a food bank and a thief can be substituted for M&Ms and kiddies).
You're running out of ideas for questions to put on this page, aren't you?
Why do you ask?
If you think you can divide by zero, I don't really need to ask why this journal is named Half Drunk Muse, do I?
Probably not.